a motor vehicle used to "tour down the street" for lunch when one lazy bastard takes the day off and then comes in between the hours of 1:05 and 2:00. it is also used to eat ones lunch in.
Dec: rory has come up to give us a lift in THE YOCK
or
Dec: where are we gonna eat our lunch ?
Marty: IN THE YOCK
or
Dec: where are we gonna eat our lunch ?
Marty: IN THE YOCK
by dec229 June 12, 2011
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Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
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He kept giving me mouth. So i smacked him right in the yock.
He kept giving me mouth. So i smacked him right in the yock.
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