Ye Olde

A pseudo- Old English word meant to connect a restaurant or shop to the medieval period. It is actually meant to be pronounced "The old", but most people say "Yee old". The 'y' used to be the old English letter 'thorn' (þ), which represents a 'th' sound.

A: Did you go to Ye Olde Shoppe? I heard it's hundreds of years old!
B: It was literally established last year. Also, you're pronouncing it wrong.

by lodakabal November 12, 2020

ye olde bag of RAM

An ancient bag of rusted RAM sticks, bordering on archeological relics. Comprised primarily of RAM sticks with a capacity no greater than 2MB each. Usually found in the secret closed-off computer room at the back of your high school library.

"Crap, I tried to OC and now my RAM is fried. Let's take a trip to thelibrary to get some from ye olde bag of RAM"

"You could get an extra 4 MB out of ye olde bag of RAM."

by supaDISC April 29, 2004

Ye Olde Piece of Crap

The huge, green load that comes out after being constipated for a week.

I feel a Ye Olde Piece of Crap coming.

by Guahgaaf August 18, 2010

Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw

When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.

"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."

by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019

Ye Olde Texting

In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"

by ♥Lilli K♥ March 13, 2009

ye olde shit tins

The same as the original shit tins, meaning a vast quantity of a given item with the preffix 'ye olde' indicating someting from days gone by.

Lets be honest, it just sounds better!

phwor, you're gonna need ye olde shit tins of gaffa tape to fix that!

by Guru December 5, 2004

Ye Olde Tea Shoppe

One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!

"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004