creamy yarmulke

When a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing Hava Nagila That is a creamy yarmulke.

Chaim couldn't get laid at the Bar Mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.

by Nordicwolf March 2, 2014

pocket yarmulke

(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.

"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."

by ame July 24, 2008

Po' Man's Yarmulke

The act involving the complete insertion of one's head into the uterus of a woman who's just given birth, detaching the placenta with a quick back-and-forth slashing motion. After pulling your head out, you wear the placenta for a period of 8 days.

Tyrone Goldstein is rockin' a sweet po' man's yarmulke.

by Tyrone Goldstein April 22, 2007

The yarmulke

The act of a man whipping his cock out and the partner grabs his cock, cuts off his foreskin, and wears it as a yarmulke.

Friend 1: Hey buddy did she give you the good old yarmulke last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, the yarmulke felt nice, wait till later that shit bussin.

by Thatbebussin February 20, 2021

Sticky Yarmulke

The act of placing a yarmulke (kippah) on somebody's head and farting onto it

David gave Shlomo a sticky yarmulke last night and he still hasn't recovered in time for Purim

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Titty Yarmulke

The removable breast cup that comes inside bras and swimwear.

Darn it, this bra is so nice but these titty yarmulkes make it hard to adjust!

by Rockin RayRay May 30, 2025

Faggot Yarmulke

A toupee.

Does this clown really think he's fooling anybody wearing that faggot yarmulke?

by Publius0987 August 20, 2025