Dill headed Winkertoss

An artistically compelling character in the slideshow of life.

"That Agustus Gloop is a dill headed winkertoss

by snrod June 20, 2011

no wuckers

A slang term which originally started with "no worries". People would often say "no fuckin' worries" to enhance the original phrase. Then, in a strange way, there was a period of time (probably back in the 80's) when folk would transpose the first letters of certain words. "No fuckin' worries" became "no wuckin' forries". The fourth phase of this odd phrase progression resulted in "no wuckers". It's a combination of laziness and playing with words, and a great example of the progressive nature of colloquial speech.

Either way, it means "there will be no problems at all". It is often suffixed by "mate".

John: "Thanks for the lend of the lawnmower, mate."
Dave: "No wuckers, mate."

by Ponsonby April 14, 2005

Google Wanker

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

Wanker's Wednesday

It's when CHSmem memes/roasts the shit out of some poor Catherdralite on Wednesdays
@CHSmem on Instagram

Ah fuck bro you just got voted for Wanker's Wednesday.... You're so fucked

You just fucked my wife! Omg I am so voting for you for Wanker's Wednesday

I was having a real tough time in my life but #WankersWednesday made me get through it

by Haramchoddo August 3, 2018

keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

squiggle winker

NOUN - a person that winks a squiggle (often used as an insult)

ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic

Hey, squiggle winker - come over here

Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god

by zooknookie July 19, 2019

Wankers Waffle

Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.

"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"

by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014