Wristy

The most amazingly beautiful lady in the entire world, whose magnificence shines a light on the bitter blackened void that has become our shared landscape. Her radiance is matched only by her wit, and her wit matched only by her grace. Not only is she fantastically, outrageously gorgeous and unbelieveably intelligent, but she is also the greatest dancer the world has ever seen. We should all learn to emulate her, for if the collective of mankind were to show even half the intelligence of her we could stave off even the heat death of the universe. And that's something

Jeez, that girl sure ain't Wristy. She's got a mustache, smells like a moldly dentist office and is probably related to deathany.

by cobbmeister March 18, 2010

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Spit Wristy

When a male or female excretes saliva into the palm of their hand and proceeds to vigorously masturbate a penis shaft until arrival.

"Hey Brian, did you get any action last night?"

"Hell yes! Emma wouldn't let me fuck her closed fist, but I got a spit wristy instead! Don't I look so muscular and healthy today? Yeah, spit wristys do that!"

by BartoBabyGurl March 08, 2010

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face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

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Chicken Wristy

Eating chicken nuggets while you're jerking off, using the sauce that comes with the chicken to wank, dipping the chicken nuggets in at the same time.

Paddy: Why's Dylan have so much barbeque sauce?
Seamus: Oh, he just discovered the chicken wristy.

by Kiffyy November 28, 2013

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