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National Worship a Lauren day

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen
Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.
by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018
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child-worship

Excessive devotion and praise toward children, just because they are children. The idea that every child is special, and everything they do is special.

"Listen, there are couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they are not all cute. Yeah, in fact if you look at them closely some of them are rather unpleasant looking, and some of them dont smell good either, alright? Stay with me on this, the sooner you face it the better off you're gonna be. Second premise, not all children are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people, a few winners, a whole lot of losers. There are a lot of loser kids out there who simply are not gonna go anywhere. You can't save them all, you gotta let them go, you gotta cut them loose. You gotta stop over-protecting them because you are making them too soft."

George Carlin Famous Comedian
George-Carlin Child-Worship
by Xenowalker November 27, 2013
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .

The greatest quote ever made . . . . M.L King

It was made popular by Linkin Parks 'A Thousand Suns' album (Track 11)

Check below for the full excerpt . . .
I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight because my conscience leaves me no other choice. .

A true revolution of values will lay hands on the world order and say of war: "This way of settling differences is not just." This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into veins of people nomally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.

Beyond Vietnam: A Time to Break the Silence by Rev. Martin Luther King

4 April 1967
by mobinga July 31, 2011
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body worship

Body worship is the act of sexual engagement that is more restrained, involved and euphoric than just bonking. If somebody is giving you body worship, it means that they are paying attention to the intricacies of getting YOU off. A completely selfless act.
'Oh my gosh, so I took this guy home and the sex was amazing! I didn't even give him a blowjob, it was total body worship!'
by Charina September 11, 2005
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Crystal Worshiper

A fruity person that subscribes to new age beliefs and worships cheap fake crystals.
Glenda sparked some grass, balanced the energy of her universe, then decided to mediate to wind chimes while focusing her thoughts on the cheap ass crystal she bought from Walmart.

Glenda is a crystal worshiper.
by jdrubadub May 13, 2010
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April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY

Brag to all your friends about how sexy hange Zoe is, look and save some hange photos anything over 20 will do.
“Bro look it’s April 19th!”
“Hun?”
“Worship hange or die because it’s April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY”
“dude stop screaming I get it..”
by Peytonworshipshange April 18, 2021
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Easter Worshipper

A politically correct euphemism used to refer to Christians physically violently attacked by terrorists not of the faith of Christianity, without having to acknowledge the facts that Christians can be victims of violence and that Non-Christians can be perpetrators of violence against Christians, thus preserving the narrative of intersectionality.
"On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka." - A former female presidential candidate who was fully backed by the mainstream media and by her openly socialist front runner "opponent" in the same political party, and still lost to a politically incorrect straight white christian male despised by the mainstream media.
by Some Purpledude April 22, 2019
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