A three inch tall creature from the enchanted forest on the moon. She traditionally has butterfly wings and antennae, kitty cat ears and a kitty cat tail. On a recent trip to Costa Rica, she visited the "Mo-Joe-Monkey-Bob" tree and traded her kitty cat tail for a monkey tail. Anyhow, she spends the day flittering through the enchanted forest, sleeping in mushroom homes, eating lingonberries, being in cahoots with the kitty cat; until she is stolen away by the Hefalump, forced to eat human food and lives unhappily in the city, while plotting forever to escape. Oh, she has an evil twin Weazle.
by Myis June 23, 2004
Get the Woozlemug. A woman's genital region, as referred to in the story "Pina Coladas and Cock" (from some Hustler or another)
by Lauren Buren July 6, 2006
Get the Woozlemug. 
Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.
First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.
Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.
Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.
First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.
Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.
Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.
by JewishMofo January 20, 2011
Get the woozle wuzzlemug. by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015
Get the Sporty Woozlemug. A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle
by Dutch May 1, 2003
Get the hephalumps and woozlesmug. Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.
by Luka September 9, 2003
Get the hephalumps and woozlesmug.