Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.

Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .

by imanicelady July 7, 2011

Wong

1. A particularly lascivious bastard
2. One who engages in non-discreet ogling of the opposite sex
3. A person who plants cameras underneath office desks
4. The act of planting cameras underneath office desks

1. Man, that guy is such a Wong!
2. KDub wonged the new girl's cube.

by KDubb April 8, 2007

Wong Poker

Wong poker is a mega rad awesomely sick texas holdem' poker tournament held every second Thursday at a rotating venue in the Northern suburbs* of Melbourne, Australia. It sees 8 rad (to the extreme) dudes fight it out for the highly decorated and much revered TWOT (tournament Winning Official Trophy) aka Amulet. It is arguably the most exciting and much anticipated poker tournament in the universe.

*One rural Victoria venue.

Jared: "Who is hosting wong poker tonight?"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"

by le Camel August 15, 2012

Billy Wong

A Billy Wong is when a male's underwear "rides up" until you can see the outline of the males penis. This is only happens if the guy is wearing boxer briefs.

"Dude I need new underwear. These things give me Billy Wongs for days."

by thewordsmith6790 June 23, 2016

Wongona

"Wongona" is referring to "lick my"

So when someone tells you "Wongona" it refers to "When are you going to ligma balls"
"which means when are you going to lick my balls"

this word was made by @memeplugpage on IG :)

Guy1: R.I.P Nudah he died from type 2 wongona :(

Guy2: what's wongona ?

Guy1: wongona ligma balls

Guy2: *gets angry*

by memeplugpage August 17, 2018

wongo

if something is stretched out beyond use. or loose.

my socks won't stay up they're all wongo.

by timmy21 January 19, 2009

wonged

A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.

- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.

by Foo man choo November 22, 2011