Wooleybooger

A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself

Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.

by BigWoody February 17, 2007

A Wooleyhead

A bitch fit of monumental proportions. Often associated with sexually frustrated millennial types engineer type buckrakers who fail to take responsibility for their actions and behaviours.

‘Dude, you’re being a Wooleyhead’, said Simon, as David threw a tantrum and threw his favourite spanner across the shed.

by Geoff knows August 8, 2020

wooley booger

appalachian " west virginia / eastern kentucky dialect" for a bigfoot/sasquatch

i was out huntin today and seen one tnem wooley boogers up that thar holler

by wooley booger April 30, 2015

Carnival Wolsey

Cockney rhyming slang for cerebral palsy.

"That fella is acting a bit funny ain't he?"

"Thats because he has that carnival wolsey."

by Tricko January 21, 2009

woosey

The feeling to be dizzy, disfuzzled, sleepy, sick, sore, stoned, tipsy, faint, lethargic

as noun: Weed

- After having two pints, Craig already feels woosey
- Kenny felt woosey after seeing Craig's nose bleed

- Bring me back a bag of woosey.

by Kenno, Eve December 3, 2009

sedro wooley

Sedro Wooley: A buttfuck Podunk town just south of the Canadian border in Washington state. Best known for its toothless whores and drunken rednecks. If you want to get drunk, bang a 300 pound hag and get an std for a souvenir, this vacation hot spot is for you!

Sedro Wooley: where shaving your beaver is clearly optional

by Hamster98225 November 26, 2014

Wooleybooger

A term used when refering to a man who is unkept and usually had long hair, a rough beard. Often assoiciated with shady characters or someone you should beware.

Achenaar, Saavedro, bigfoot, Dan Haggerty on a bad day.

by linkerjpatrick December 28, 2003