Wonky Edge

The oposite of straight edge.

"dude im straight edge"
"oh really, well uh im wonky edge"

by GlamTrash December 28, 2009

Wonky donkey

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.

I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey

by crude but true September 20, 2010

wonky slush

another word for lean; sprite with cough syrup

jeff- “we should make some wonky slush” 😏

by alibuz January 11, 2021

wonky

Askew, non-intuitive, poorly designed, or not functioning as it should.

The UI on that site is kind of wonky.
My demo works, but when you start clicking around things get a little wonky.

by palousa April 17, 2003

caddy wonkus

weird

Windows vista makes my pc go all caddy wonkus.

by groundedfirefly March 8, 2010

wonky

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.

The printer's gone wonky.

by Jeremy December 25, 2003

wonky

1. <adjective> Under the influence of ketamine.

2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.

3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.

1. "Oh man I am wonky as fuck, I can barely stand up!"

2. "Want any wonky?"

3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."

by chemist_herbalist March 22, 2011