rip van wankle

Masturbating on a sleeping ladies face without waking her up.

I gave Audrey a Rip van wankle and she liked it.

by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014

winkle weiser

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"

by jacksonkru December 8, 2014

winkless

If you say someone is winkless, it means there really (hip) and down to earth people.

Sup blud, youre well winkless

by james March 30, 2005

winklet

the cock, willy or pecker.

your winklet is up in my face.

by RPG Fangirl March 27, 2010

wonkette

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.

That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.

by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007

Winklejohn

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a pair of testicles.

Yo, you see that beefy dude over there that looks like he's been dining on Hamburger Helper non-stop for months? I've been dreaming of winklejohning him since he ambled into the foyer.

by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

wonkette

East coast slang for lesbian in general. Not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. Does not refer to a bisexual woman, however.

See also wonk, galpal.

My new wonkette is sweet and isn't afraid to try anything new.

by Bethany Wilson January 13, 2007