worst wingman

1. one of your bros who goes out drinking with you, gets plastered and then proceeds to crush any chance you have of sustaining a conversation with an attractive stranger for more than, say, 5 minutes.

(e.g. "he's scaring me")

2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.

(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")

"Wow, gato. You are the worst wingman ever."

by the_afflicted September 20, 2013

pimp assist [wingman]

the action performed by a wingman, by his very nature. Assisting a male companion in getting some by performing any number of selfless acts.

"Hey man. I've got this date with that hot chick downstairs, but she wants to take her ugly roommate along! Think you could pimp assist me on this one?"

by The VK August 5, 2004

ultimate wingman

A good looking gay friend who helps you meet the ladies!

Chris is the ultimate wingman he helps me get so much pussy!

by The Devon! November 14, 2009

WOGMANIA

This is when a black person loves to go to oriental restaurant or takeaways for food.

Fukkin ell that chimp is doing a wogmania

by Arbaab Rashid January 1, 2005

Wingman's Oath

When two bros take this oath they are bound together as wingmen for the agreed upon time. Once every so often two bros will agree to become wingmen for like. This oath should not be taken lightly, if a bro should break the oath he will considered dead to the other bro. The oath must be taken while resting your left hand on the bro code or an iphone with the bro code app.

Bro 1:"We have been bros a long long time I think we're ready to take the Wingman's oath."

Bro 2:"Agreed"

Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"

*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*

Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night

No Wingman shall escape my sight

Let those who worship cockblock's plight

Beware my power, Wingman's Might!

Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"

Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"

by ChristmasLoken December 25, 2010

Wingman

"The original military term wingman defined a pilot who supports another pilot in a dangerous flying environment. Today we honor that bravery by using the same term to describe a guy who misleads someone into sleeping with you."

Man #1: Excuse me, miss?
Hottie: Yes?
Man#1: Care to dance?
Hottie: Oh, I wish I could, but i'm here with my friend, Janice.
Man #2 (wingman): Hello, Janice. My, what a fetching third chin you have. May I buy us both several, several drinks?

by Chiggety May 2, 2010

combat wingman

The act of taking one for the team while in a combat zone. Kin to the standard "Wingman" just under different conditions. Conditions befitting the term "Combat Wingman" are as follows; Taking one for the team while deployed, Obstructing a potential cock blocking Betty to a point where you either have to fuck or fight the potential cock blocker.

Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.

Jay: "Damn Phil, Brianna is hot and I would like to partake of her two lipped goodness..."
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"

by Hector Gnome June 30, 2007