laško wolke

A „laško wolke“ or „laško cloud“ happens when you drink a lot of laško (a slovenian beer) before going for a swim in a lake or river and can’t hold back your shit any longer while you’re in the water. Due to the consistency of your beer shit it spreads like a cloud in the water.

The term probably came up first at the punk rock holliday festival und slovenia used by some really drunk Germans. Maybe just as a joke or maybe not?

German: „scheisse Jungs raus aus dem Wasser ich zünd gleich ne laško wolke“

English: „guys swim faster, there’s a laško cloud coming down the river“

by Lachs August 09, 2024

Samuel Wolk

Preaching Color Theory Every Ten Seconds

Samuel Wolk please stop explaining the 700 meanings of the number 4 we need to get to 5

by ShinjiCrankingThatSouljaBoy November 09, 2023

wolkes

a small, unimportant pigme like animal from the depths of worcester.

'is that a wolkes?'

by Jez Batten October 30, 2003

wolk

‘Wolk’. Pronounced like ‘Walk’.

This means walking while drinking wok (lean).

E.g ‘ Eh yo bro, wolk with me to the store real quick…’

by sauce.bwoy October 22, 2020

Wolk

Woo and Folk two gang afflitations mixed together typically as a joke.

I’m wolk I mix both of them because I’m built different

by 🐐🐐💯 July 26, 2021

Wolk

When a female gives a blowjob for drugs.

She came through for a $20 sack so I let her come thru and give me a wolk.

by Dagger_Act February 11, 2018