WoWbeard

When a professional WoW player has developed a beard while not moving away from the computer. Some WoW players develop this beard over long periods of time, allowing them to store Keyboards, Mice, Monitors and even extreme cases of replacement computers within these beards, in case of breakdowns. The same term may also apply to CoD beard or Runescape beard.

Oh no, I just broke my mouse. 'pulls one from WoWbeard'. All good, ready to play

by kazzaw May 3, 2011

Woketard

A woke messiah, woketard.

She's got her head so far up her rectum, such a woketard.

by Frank Id April 17, 2023

Woketardery

When one of the Woke force inject their Wokist religion bullshit into normal conversation or media.

Did you see that new sci-fi movie? Naw dawg, it’s full of woketardery

by The_Donald July 8, 2022

wakeboarder

A kick ass person who is hooked on the most kick ass sport ever. Examples include Shaun Murray, Parks Bonifay, Dallas Friday, Danny Harf, Dean Smith, Darla Karsting, and Allie Cearley. It's all about dragging your ass out of the water to fly. Anyone who says it sucks was just to lame to get up.

"check out that sick wakeboarder throwing a tantrum, I'm going to show him up with my indie backroll"

by one of the elite November 13, 2004

woeboarder

Another word for a woebag snowboarder

Your friend ian there is quite the woeboarder.

by huntman October 17, 2007

Kiss a wakeboarder day

Every day 24/7 blah blah so they think theres actual text here

Kiss a wakeboarder every day. And just nafional kiss a wakeboarder day

by Themigtyjungle December 18, 2019

Wakebarding

To get pissed at a wake and make a rather theatrical and embarrassing eulogy, especially if referencing Shakespeare.

OMG, exceptional Wakebarding performance by Ken today. He threw up on the widow's shoes and quoted Julius Caesar, Hamlet AND The Tempest!

by Cheesemonger November 4, 2018