wizzow

the retarded mystical, magical clown from BOZO'S television show

wizzow the tool fucked up on todays show, with his gay ass phrase "doody - doody-doo"........ wtf is that all about?

by TooTer December 1, 2002

Wizzup Shower

1. A shower in which one is hosed by a milky white substance.
2. A shower in which one is hosed down by Wizzup
3. A shower in which one shares the stall with Wizzup
4. Any combination of the above.

(From the legal records of berky_jeef Vs. Wizzup, 1996)
Prosecutor: On the night of January the Fifth, is it true that you gave my client one of your famous 'Wizzup Showers'
Wizzup: Yes, it is.
Prosecutor: Is it true that he had explicitly requested a so called 'Wizzup shower' from you before the incident?
Wizzup: Yes sir. He verbally communicated the wish to receive such a shower several hours prior.
Prosecutor: That is all, your honor.
Judge: You may return to your seat, Wizzup. Next witness.

by lardmaster June 27, 2009

Wizzo the Wizard

A Wizzo is a rare kind of wizard that can only be found in the countries Ruanda and Bolivia. Wizzo's generally have pale buttery-yellow skin that can only be in bad condition. They can be recognised by their extremely sharp fingernails and if you see them, their stumpy toes.

You can also use the word Wizzo to describe an old and stubborn man (that often looks as if they would hug you at any opportunity).

"Wizzo the Wizard! I haven't seen you in so long!"

"You see that man? He's a total Wizzo"

by Egirl_slayer_6969 October 30, 2021

wizzolious

best thing since sliceb bread

dang that food was wizzolious

by khadir February 22, 2004

wizzow

A funny diss meaning "WOW"

WIZZOW!! Is that nigga wearing cross colours in 2002.

by kobe October 1, 2002

Wizzup Shower

a shower in which someone is "hosed" with milky white liquid.

<girl> I was taking a Wizzup shower with my boyfriend this evening.

by Mangy Git June 27, 2009

wizzock

1. Flee; to leave quickly as if some danger was approaching.

"Dude let's wizzock!"

by SlashX February 13, 2003