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Witchita Bookmark

A sexual position in which a woman on her period, using a tampon, is positioned on the bed in an L shape to represent the frame of a book. The tampon string hanging out between her legs represents the string often found on a bookmark.
Man: "Damn girl, you on your period."

Woman: "It's no thing, let's do a Witchita Bookmark"

Man: "......The fuck?"
by Sean McAwesome February 10, 2010
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witshit

A stupid white girl saying dumb stuff being uneducated and stealing other thing from other cultures.
Kaitlyn " omg black people dont wash thier hair evreyday eww gross.
omg i love bbc, and i want lightskin kids"
tanisha " Stfu kaitlyn your a witshit"
by G-Bandddddzzzzzzzzzzzz March 14, 2021
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Witching

The act of jerking oneself off with one hand while simultaneously inserting a pole like object in your anus and performing masterbation in a manner that makes you look like you're riding a broomsitck. followed by witch like sounds of satisfaction.
I was witching so hard last night i got splinters.
by Mojo23 August 28, 2016
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witching hour

The time between the end of a tv show and the beginning of the next. This occurs either on the hour or the half hour. It is the void that can give a zen-like state when the outcome can be good, bad, or neither...the commercials become enlightening.
The Geico commercial during the witching hour seemed funnier, but I think I was bored. Im not sure though.
by Greg Sherman October 10, 2007
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witching hour

A period of relative calm, during which a person or people undergo a significant mood change, usually for the worse. The witching hour is NOT a time of violence, it is the calm that precedes the storm.
When my parents called on the phone to ask where I was they sounded really calm and friendly. But as I drove home I knew that soon the precious time of witching hour would pass.

After her boyfriend, left Caroline sat down and brooded over his insensitive remarks. Little did Mike knew as he drove away that the witching hour hung over him.
by ByronGman November 6, 2008
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The Witching Hours

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...
(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!
by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018
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witchie

He’s not cute until u realize you love him, he doesn’t try to be flashy, he’s the funniest and dumbest in the group, loves to stay inside and just be loved
Why can’t you be like witchie and stop showing off!
by Whet dummy November 5, 2018
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