Knob

The top of a penis

Man 1: my knobs getting infected

Man 2: poor thing

by IK e August 01, 2018

knob

british slang for penis

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

by phoebster September 22, 2009

knob

A complete moron (see tool)

Dude - you're such a fucking nob!

by Hepcat January 24, 2003

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

knobbed

When one places an item on their doorknob to let others know that coitus is going on within.

Tim knobbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.

by speaks4geeks November 02, 2011

knob

A dumb fuckhead

Man, Davide is such a knob.

by vespalover April 13, 2009

knobbing

The act of sucking a penis.

Man did you see Sue knobbing the new boss.

by Captain Spanky July 21, 2006