Wisecracking

Being smart and cool at the same time, but also being an annoying piece of shit.

"Hey bro, see that kid? He loves wisecracking."
"I gotcha bro, meet you at the parking lot. Let's get 'im."
"That's what I like hearing, man. Up top."

by SqueezyPeasy December 12, 2020

Wisecracking

Being smart and cool at the same time, but also being an annoying piece of shit.

"Yo bro, see that kid over there? He loves wisecracking."
"I gotcha bro, you come from the left side, I come from the right. Let's beat this prick up."
"That's what I like to hear. Meet you at the parking lot. Up top!"

by SqueezyPeasy December 12, 2020

Wisecracked

Hey, Michael... Michael do one on Havana Syndrome... Do one on the thing... Looklooklook, I'm you! I'm YOU Michael!

Michael Iam "Is Havana Syndrome a bleak and dystopian attempt at covering up the weaponized schizophrenia Hym Iam from Urban Dictionary warned us about OR... IS THE SOLUTION... My leftist fucking political nonsense? Because that's all I do, right? I just ask 'Is it this or is it that' questions. Is it THIS or is it THAT? Who knows!? What a fucking mystery! We can't possibly draw any concrete conclusions and we CERTAINLY can't act on our ethical presuppositions. So... Something-Something liberal ink-poop! Watch as the bodies pile up because everyone is too stupid and stubborn to admit that a *insert euphemism for bad person* was RIGHT and that we were WRONG and are basically retarded in comparison to Hym! Tune in for our next episode of Wisecracked so I can feint ignorance while people needlessly suffer. Something-something... See you next time." 😘👍

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

wavecrack

A wavecrack is a spin-off of plumber butt. It is when your butt crack shows after you get hit by a wave while visiting the beach.

Look at that guy's wavecrack. He should have shaved his ass before he came to the beach.

by icyhot123 August 13, 2016

wizencrack

A joke told by an "ancient" wrinkly-head.

Great-grampa: My first vacuum cleaner was an Electrolux "Rail Slide", and it really SUCKED!

Child: Hee hee hee --- great wizencrack, Gramps!
Great-grampa: Thanks --- it gets better, too --- after the vaccum gave out, the smaller neighborhood kiddos rode on it like a sled.

by QuacksO July 2, 2018

whitecrackerphobia

A person who’s scared of white person cause their white and no this does not include albino or Vitiligo people

Deez: Yo Nuts look at that fine white chick

Nuts: Deez you know I have whitecrackerphobia which means I’m scared of white people

by Monokumaswife December 11, 2021