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winnipeg winter

some crazy cold temperatures in north america (canada winnipeg manitoba) winter months that range from -25 to -50 Celsius or -13 to -58 Fahrenheit
it involves frigid cold or decently warm (-25) but with massive wind chill so its just never nice weather. even when it seems like its getting better you get hit with snow, hail, windchill, blizzard or all of the above
G1 man its freezing out here with this blizzard it feels like a winnipeg winter
G2 no kiddin -45 is crazy how do them habs deal with it every year or even every week

G1 man california people think its cold when its +15 celcius they need to come up north and experience some winnipeg winters heck they wont even make it to the border its so cold
G2 ya hey id like to see some southerners have some Winnipeg weather
by thepetikman January 24, 2014
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Winnipeg Bonfire

When you're sick as fuck but gotta hit the bars, so you chase shots of DayQuil with Whiskey (preferably Bourbon, but any type will do).
Bro, don't pussy out.

Nah man, I'm fucking sick as shit.

Hit a couple of Winnipeg Bonfires and you'll be straight.
by cjharker42 January 4, 2018
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Camp Winnipesaukee

A place where all your dreams can come true. Every weekend, you will recieve snack shack privileges if you are good the days leading up to it. In the past, the snack shack has included every type of soup. It's a place Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon visit quite often.
Hey! Camp Winnipesaukee's snack shack is open Jimmy!
by fatmilarathate November 18, 2018
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Winnipeg Tuxedo

A fashion trend seen mainly in Winnipeg. The trend consists of an individual of particular class and taste wearing blue jeans, a denim shirt and a jean jacket all together.
Hey what are you wearing to the Bomber game tomorrow? I think I'm just going to suit up in my Winnipeg Tuxedo.
by BigBryCyclone September 27, 2010
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winnits

bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.
haha he's got winnits
by ass February 9, 2003
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Winnipeg

a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone.

(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)
the "highway" around Winnipeg has traffic lights to stop people from going too fast. ?????!!!!!!
by kaosinthegarden December 9, 2011
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winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".
Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?
by Jim July 19, 2004
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