A ski lift of the 'Poma' (manufacturer) or 'Platter' type, consisting of a single pole/basket seat that you stick between your legs and pulls you up the track to the top of the ski hill. It 'grinds' your winkie (genitalia) if you are not careful or your ski pants are not thick enough. Not really true as I used to ride it at Paskapoo when I was a kid, and my winky survived. As proof, I have a daughter, Sarah, who came up with this definition when she was 7.

Dad, I'm so glad the winkie grinder is not running today.

winkie grinder by Dave,- Lake Louise January 16, 2007

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Winkie door

Definition 1: The door you unlock with your winkie *wink,wink*

Definition 2: The organ near your heart that acts up whenever you do something extreme or when you are in a nervous situation.

Definition 3: A man amoung men who fights winkies.

Ex 1. I tried to unlock the winkiedoor with my winkie but my winkie broke off.

Ex 2. When I made myself a winkie torch my winkie door was going 1000 mph.

Ex 3. Right after work at the daycare center Chuck Norris is a winkie door.

Winkie door by Fernanthony April 9, 2009

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