Windows variables

Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).

These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.

by Not-underscore April 30, 2020

Wingohock

When a person dribbles, spits, gleeks or "hocks" on a "member" with the purpose and intent of lubrication.

Stacy was on the rag, so she started to grip and rip instead... I'd a died if she hadn't wingohocked it first.

by Mata Fakau January 17, 2009

windows me

When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.

Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL

by mol3mole April 6, 2004

Windows 11

Microsoft's newest OS (Operating System) that requires you have a computer that is atleast 3 years old and have TPM 2.0 (Trusted Platform Module) built in either your cpu or motherboard.

Friend #1- Hey, are you going to install Windows 11?

Friend #2- I can't because my computer is ass and Microsoft is strict on people with older components

Friend #1- Damn, that's tough

by ImBoredAsHell July 7, 2021

Window licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of a short bus.

My friend Joe is a window licker.

by Bearmama May 3, 2016

Windows 10

Proof Microsoft can't count.

The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!

by Nintendium-chan October 15, 2014

Windows Fatal Error

Some bullsh*t in Windows systems which describes a harmless error as fatal. Usually happens when you're working on your computer.

Windows Fatal Error : "The instruction at "07ijk125" failed to initialize in "24ole24r". The program will now close"

by spoolsv.exe May 26, 2009