Dirty Windshield Wiper

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.

Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>

by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010

New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.

Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.

by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021

Windshield wiper

A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.

Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.

by wschwie March 29, 2016

Windshield Wiper

Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.

Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."

Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

Windshield Wiper

When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.

The splatter was too impressive. I needed to whip out the windshield wiper.

by becky mickckcialalakz\iz October 21, 2008

Windshield Wiper

When you skeet on a girls face and then slap it off, rubbing it into her pores in the process.

- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.

by Ryan Staples June 11, 2006

windshield wiper

The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.

On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!

by ABC Maryland May 1, 2006