windex and cheese

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

by JennaQ July 5, 2005

glorious winged faggot

A faggot that reaches such high levels of faggotry that he acheives the glorious wings of faggotville

I hate Dan hes such a glorious winged faggot

by Nick1405 December 12, 2010

Watch-Winder

Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.

John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.

by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011

winged whale

a derogatory term for a fat bird.

Look at that bird, he's so fat, he's a winged whale.

by treeofshit January 12, 2011

wingernails

A condition of getting too much wing sauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.

Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."

by chrispencer k. cunningham III January 21, 2010

Kentucky Windage

Kentucky Windage is the practice of applying a horizontal adjustment of the point of aim for wind (windage) without the use of any physical or mechanical adjustments on the weapon.

The sharpshooter eyeballed the target and applied Kentucky windage.

by Thjothvitnir September 23, 2007

Windex

A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!

Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"

Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"

by triadix November 7, 2019