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wimbledon girl

An adolescent female living/schooling in the London suburb of Wimbledon. Typical characteristics: dyed hair, starbucks skinny latte in hand, starbucks card in wallet, watches american teen drama, carries mini manicure set around, ultra-glossed lips, only shops in topshop/river island/american apparell/urban outfitters or designer, often a cold-hearted bitch.
Oi look at that bitch pushing past me in the queue. Just cos she's a total Wimbledon girl makes her think she can get away with anything.
by desktopfairy March 6, 2009
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A wimbledon

When you go for a piss and accidentally get a splash on your trousers, could be when shaking.
Dude, whats that on your leg. Oh shit, I must have done a Wimbledon.
by Devi4nt May 3, 2022
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Wimbledon Wet College

A school full of neeks, get pop in rugby yearly and your teachers have you on ropes you say amdg but still get pressured at coombe Lane.
Who going to play again Wimbledon wet college this morning
by DissOfTheSeason December 1, 2019
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wimbledon high girl

Wimbledon high girls aka lesbian virgins, formally hoes on the hill (before kings got girls in their sixth form) are usually found in starbucks getting their soya iced lattes with their eastpaks and rolled up skirts

In order to be cool in this school full of rich, pretentious and sometimes (but v rarely) peng af bitches, one must 1) juul in the year 10 locker room 2) down gin before computer science 3) get with a 40yr old male english teacher 4) wear exclusively urban outfitters or topshop or 5) have a kings/ wimbledon college boyfriend in ones usually penisfree life.
Oh look at those nuns walking down wimbledon high street. Oh wait no they are wimbledon high girls
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Wimbledon College

A "religious" school in for those who hate Kings because they can't accept that life is unfair
I couldn't get into a decent school, so I went to Wimbledon College.
by COLLEGE_mums_ARE_whores December 13, 2010
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Wimbledon High School girl

A lesbian who isn't smart enough to get in to Kings and juuls in the bathroom at school. Has never met a male in her life. Outcompeted by Kings girls. However don't be fooled Wimbledon has some famous alumni including Lara Croft and one of the posh totties in St Trinians. A btech LEH. Goes looking for a mate in the Wibbas Down Inn only to leave 3 hours later with a pornstar martini spilled down their top.
Is that a nun walking through Wimbledon? Oh no it's a Wimbledon High School Girl.
by Ineedasugardaddy123 May 17, 2019
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Wombledon

Wombledon is the rubbish parts of Wimbledon and Wimbledon Common, where the messy dirty Wombles live.

Wombles spend a lot of their time recycling rubbish, which is why its such an untidy area and an eyesore.

The Wombles are fictional characters created by British author Elisabeth Beresford,originally appearing in a series of children's novels from 1968. The characters later became nationally famous in the mid 1970s as a result of a popular BBC children's television show using stop motion animation. A number of spin-off novelty songs also became major hits in the British music charts.

The Wombles are pointy-nosed furry creatures that live in burrows, where they help the environment by collecting and recycling rubbish in useful and ingenious ways. Their motto is Make Good Use of Bad Rubbish. This "green" message was ahead of its time in the 1970s. Although Wombles live in every country in the world, the stories focus on the life of the burrow in Wimbledon Common in London, England, which is the original Wombledon rubbish tip.
Do you live in Wimbledon or Wombledon?
by ITman January 28, 2008
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