Wilton

Wilton was the Ancient capital of The Kingdom of Wessex from the late 8th until the late 11th century, and gave its name to the County of Wiltshire

Wilton House owned by The 18th Earl Lord and Lady Pembroke, gifted to The 1st Earl by King Henry VII, is one of the locations used to film "The Crown", "Bridgerton" The Newer "Tomb Raider" movie amongst several other period dramas.
The famous Wilton Carpet Factory.
Stonehenge is 8 miles distance from Wilton.

Salisbury City is 4 miles neighbouring, famous for its Cathedral, but of late, the horrendous Novichock poisonings.

Wilton:
Wilton born citizens are Known as "Wiltonians"

by Cunning Stunt July 9, 2022

Wilton

That one kid that plays every sport possible, makes friends without trying, and is popular for no reason whatsoever. He can be nice at times but is also extremely ignorant to other people and their feelings. Very loud and annoying but his best feature is how caring he can be in some situation. Is always a good ally in your toughest battle and can still be an over great bestfriend.

Person 1: Look at that kid over there yelling on the field
Person 2: Yeah, I think he's a Wilton

by TitanMcCraft3 June 9, 2019

Wilton

A town in Connecticut idolized almost exclusively for its good schools and cheaper cost of living as compared to New Canaan or Darien. As such, a large percentage of Wilton's population does not have permanent residency plans and 'For-Sale' signs often coincide with graduation banners.

Wilton's pie de resistance is undoubtedly its High School, although you a preliminary visual inspection would not suggest this. The building is an architectural shit-show filled with choke-points, haphazard facility placement, and an unwelcomingly bureaucratic exterior.

There is a strikingly large gap between the high and low ends of Wilton's income spectrum, however, Wilton residents almost all share one thing in common. Everyone is white. 2015 census reports show that 93% of Wilton consists of White Caucasians. At one point in time, only 2 black families resided in Wilton out of approximately 16,000 people.

The teens of Wilton High School vary in background and motivation. A solid percentage are academic devotees who care passionately about securing their future economic success through the pursuit of resume fodder opportunities. Another large percentage consists of well-to-do jackoffs who skip school on the regular. And although the school administration will adamantly deny it, Wilton students are extremely racist, likely due to isolationism from racial struggle provided by what can only be described as the 'Wilton Bubble Effect'

I have a big penis.

Normal Person: Hey why did you move to Wilton?
Wilton Resident: Because the schools are very good and living as a housewife in a 3m dollar mansion will help me forget my marital problems.

Normal Person: I want to move to Wilton now because I hate myself
Wilton Resident: That's totally fine, would you mind rolling up your sleeve?
Normal Person: Sure *rolls up sleeve*
Wilton Resident: *screams* I didn't know you were a nig- I mean.... Are you sure you have enough money to move here? Maybe you should try Bridgeport. *calls police*

by Gon Bopsin August 20, 2019

WIlton

a town in connecticut with a mix of ghettonians,(none of them however are actually black) major preps who work their whole lives to master the whole preppy vibe so you can walk down the street and say, "wow what a prep" without even saying a word to them. This town also has their share of punk rockers who skateboard down the small, lonely downtown which consists of maybe five stores and twice as many grocery stores but for the poor wiltonians, its all they have. And of course we have the goths who scare the living daylights out of everyone they walk by except for of course their fellow gothic friends. Wilton probably has the worst high school drinking problems in the state. Wilton public schools is one of the best school sysytems in the country. I guess the health classes must suck though, because they still cant seem to get through to the kids about drugs and alcohol. Sure, its an awkward town but its a group of good looking kids who seem to get along with everyone and know how to have a good time.

"hey, you from wilton?"
"yeah"
"sweeet"

by kathkath July 15, 2008

WILTON

Here you can find guys sporting the brightest polos possible, making sure their shorts are just as bright and plaid. Girls enjoy wearing Lily shirts and skirts with little prints of flamingos or magarita glasses. Several try to act "hardcore", wearing tight clothing and dying their hair all different colors. The word "emo" is used very frequently as it has become defined as anyone that is remotley different or is sometimes defined as the emotion of sadness. If you took a vote on how many people know what's going on in the world, you'd be sadly dismayed. Instead of the high school working on education, they continue to try and fix the track field, hoping it might help the football team do better-so far failing in their attempts. Wilton is constantly in competition with our neighboring towns, most likely fighting about whose collar is popped higher or who drinks more-seeing as finding a child who isn't addicted to drugs or alcohol is a difficult feat. The high school administration throws a couple black kids, some asians, and maybe an indian kid into the school and considers themselves diverse. Walking places is impossible and there is virtually nothing to do until you get your liscense-unless you feel like hanging out in the center with all the kids who scare adults by wearing excessive amounts of black and passing around weed. Or you could always go to Trackside, where kids sit and smoke where they're parents can't catch them. The school attempts to "shelter" their children by not allowing the theater to put on shows that are about racey subjects like sex, trying to avoid phone calls from parents telling the administration that they don't want their children subjected to "that kind of thing" even though in this town their child has probably been sexually active since middle school. There are normal people in Wilton, look hard you'll find them.

-"Stop being emo"
-"I'm not being emo, my grandma just died"

-"I can't see, it's so bright"
-"Oh, sorry. The sun hit my outfit"

-"I don't want my child to be seeing a play that addresses sex in any way!"
- "Funny you should say that, it brings me to my next topic. We found Suzy in the faculty restroom today with her fellow classmate Chad..."

...wilton...

by nobody important... August 24, 2006

Wilton

Possibly the shittiest town in all of Southwest WI. Full of arogante pricks and stuck up snobs. Has a swimming pool and gas station that's about it .

Have you been to wilton today?

by Deesnuts699696969 October 16, 2018

wilton lacrosse

A tradition of excellence. A team comprised of some of the best lacrosse players in the United States. Winners of twenty State Championships and thirteen FCIAC between 1974 and 2004.

-Hey who are those lacrosse players over there?
-O that's the Wilton Lacrosse team.
-Are they good?
-Yea they are the best...much better then those Darien D-bags!

by Not from Darien May 14, 2005