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^^I don't know what they're talking about, but The Woodlands is anything but ghetto. Everyone here is a white Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister clone who drives a BMW and carries a Dooney & Bourke bag. The girls all look the exact same. There is no origionality, individuality, or culture here at all. Get me out now.
Theres nothing to do in the Woodlands, so lets go roll in Oak Ridge.
by iRock June 27, 2006
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Woodlands Ring Secondary School

Woodlands ring sec is a school in Woodlands. Alot of gangster wannabe. Everyday shout at their friends ( I thot school was on fire ). Some use phone in the toilets. The food in the canteen is unhygienic and most them have ants. ( once have crockcroach ) it is a poor school. Cant afford tables and chairs. Have aircons in classroom but for display only. Most of the teacher are fine but there are ONE art teacher is very unreasonable, known as the Karen. Speaking of art, the art room is very old and dusty. No lift, every day need walk up the stairs. The toilets are dirty as hell, got shits on the toilet bowl as well as the walls. Dont know wat the toilet cleaners are doing. Even though school is poor but got good cars in the school ( Aston Martin )
no money trash school

you know woodlands ring Secondary school food in the canteen taste good?

try eating it and hope you come to school tomorrow.
by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021
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Wildlachs

Herkunft und Geschichte: Wildlachs ist perfekt. Man könnte schon sagen göttlich. Das Wort befindet sich noch in Entwicklung und etabliert sich gerade als Jugendwort. (2022)

Bedeutung: perfekt, göttlich oder super.

Anwendung: Wildlachs kann man als Adjektiv und Nomen verwenden. Etwas kann Wildlachs sein. Du kannst aber auch ein Wildlachs sein. Wenn jemand nur so tut als wäre er eine Wildlachs ist er ein Scheinlachs.
Er ist wie ein Wildlachs, perfekt.
Der Lehrer gibt keine Hausübung;
Was für ein Wildlachs.
Ferien sind richtig Wildlachs.
by TheRealFoxyyy December 16, 2022
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The Woodlands

The woodlands, a place outside of Houston. Yet everyone who lives in TW loves to claim they from houston, slapping “houston” in their bio, along with the grape emoji, gas, red random Chinese letter emojis. The woodlands is where white people dominant the population. Here you will find many sluts, who will happily fuck your boyfriend with no remorse. The woodlands has the shittiest football team, and every guy from here will basically rape u at a party. All of them are subtly racist, but they continue to hang with black & mexicans. You can find 90% of the white people saying “nigga” to blend in with their black friends. They all claim they are gang, yet half of them haven’t shot a gun. Throw them in southeast Houston and they will come back deceased. Girls spread their legs faster than melted butter on bread. Guys will stick their dick in anything that walks. Girls here have shit makeup, and slutty clothes. All the guys here claim to have a huge dick and great sex game, but I found out personally that they have 4 inchers and bust in 2 seconds. The girls have the loosest pussys. Basically, don’t even come to the woodlands unless you’re white and rich. Save yourself from this white washed place and go to houston.
Jack: Hey, I’m from the woodlands
Zach: oh the whitest place near Houston?
Jack: Hell yeah!
by Baddiewithoutafattie June 23, 2018
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The Woodlands High School

A high school in the suberb above houston called The Woodlands. The school is known for spawning Jack Ingram, country western singer. The school is mostly white, upper class, and snobby. If you are not pretty, blonde, or some sort of superficial person, you are doomed. The school is disliked by many of it's rivals for being snobby and rude towards others. The pep rallys also tend to have unfortunate incidents, and it's a mess once you get past the pretty outside.
The Woodlands High School basketball team walks in twos when they visit other schools for fear of attack.

The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!
by MagpieKitsune December 2, 2009
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The Woodlands

The Woodlands is a cookie cutter town straight out of a suburbia catalogue. Unfortunately, there is no idividuality in the two high schools. Its pretty much a party hard or die a horrible bloody social death type of town, with absolutely nothing to do. Most people think this is the ideal place to raise their kids, but I dont find it cute to see my six year old brother come home from school singing about apple bottom jeans and dropping the f-bomb.
The Woodlands senior slogan: get me outta here. NOW.
by A-lyss May 6, 2008
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willards

D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!
by Balls 06 May 22, 2006
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