wanderson

A complex and absurd story started in an internet forum as a practical joke. The story usually contains references to warm bodily fluids.

Don't believe that shit, it's just a load of wanderson.

wanderson by Alex Impoppi October 15, 2003

wildersnort 

A rather hairy individual, stereotypically a male who phones people late at night for cocaine and makes excuses for reasons why he may need it; like "im drunk"...."i need to get some sleep"...basically, reasons that don't even make sense.

The wildersnort called me last night begging me to front him a bag of coke because he was too drunk to drive home even though he drove all the way to my house just to get it.

wildersnort by otownsweetest;) December 21, 2009

WilderSnailophile 

A person who obsessively frequents the Wilder Snail in Strathcona, Vancouver.

Dude, this place is like your second office or something. What are you, a WilderSnailophile or something?

WilderSnailophile by eesnail October 23, 2011

Wanderslut 

A person who is usually very attractive and you have a desire to fuck and know you could, but their choice in sex partners makes you think twice.

I wanted to bang my teacher last night after we got drinks at the bar, but he's such a wanderslut, and i'm glad I didn't.

Wanderslut by Mallazyr March 29, 2015

Wilders 

Rural areas where one has sexual relations with someone they'd be embarrassed to be seen with.

(Friends Mom to me). Meet me in the Wilders out back of the feedlot at 9 tonight.

Wilders by Vandespammer September 6, 2016

wandersome 

adj. item wanders. Often confused with wondersome.

"You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.

wandersome by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

wanderspeak

The act of speaking while wandering your way through a process or problem when no clear path exists between the problem and solution

How the heck can we send out 10,000 widgets by the end of the day? I'm just going to wanderspeak my way through this, so hear me out for a minute.

I promise not to thoughtpuke on you, but I'm going to have to wanderspeak my way through how to program this workflow Bob asked me to get into place on the website by week's end

wanderspeak by herewegoinvt May 1, 2016