evanpeters_wifeyy 

The best tiktoker than stans ahs.

“ evanpeters_wifeyy is my favorite mutual.”

evanpeters_wifeyy by evanpeters_wifeyy June 17, 2021

wifey

The girl that is always there for you. The one that you were destined to be with. See hubby

Wanna chill today?

Nah, I'm gonna chill with my wifey

wifey by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

wifey coo

Wifey Coo is a name given to someone perfectly witty and cunning who always finds a way to get what she wants. She can be manipulative, devious and perhaps even problematic at times, which is wonderfully accompanied by her perverted personality. The longer you get to know your wifey coo the more uncontrollably corrupt your heart becomes with love. And, if you were to love her enough you might just lose your mind to your heart and do things you never thought possible. In the end, it's your wifey coo's imperfections, her witty mind and cunning heart that makes you yourself so perfectly happy, and then you wonder if she really is perfect. A wifey coo is not necessarily a wifey but she just might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with.

Ooo, is that your wifey coo? she is so beautiful <~<

wifey coo by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016

Wifey Material 

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey

"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."

Wifey Material by Elmer March 23, 2005

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Bum Wickeys 

Coarse Bum Hair - very pricky and sticky

1. "Man, trim those Bum Wickeys, they're out of control!"

2. My Bum Wickeys bring all the boys to the yard,
Damn right, more pricky than yours,
Damn right, more sticky than yours,
i could teach you,
HOW TO GROW THESE BUM WICKEYS!

Bum Wickeys by Autumn Heartache November 1, 2010

Wifey

More special than a girlfriend. Different from a wife. The type of girl thats down for whatever. Your bestfriend/lover/partner in crime. That ride or die type chick. Has your back through anything and loves making you happy. All the perks without the actual marriage. A wifey is a good thing to be!

"thats my wifey, my down ass chick! I love her!"

Wifey by hulkinhailey January 4, 2013