if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

Wickety-Whack

The new and improved way of saying "cool". If someone calls you this, it means you're on the right track in life. You're the new "It" girl/boy who everybody aspires to be. (This adjective is not limited to describing people)

Did you see the Gucci that Jimmy was wearing today? He is SO wickety-whack.

by MrJimmysLangClass May 31, 2018

wickets

Something used in a game of cricket that you have to hit nwith a ball. Some people (JESSICA) think that wickets are infact a type of BIRD, this is not yet proved right or wrong.

Scott: I almost fell whilst throwing the ball but I managed to hit the wicket

Jess: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HIT A WICKET?

Scott: That's part of the game...

Jess: So you get a cage of wickets and like set them free and try to hit them.

Scott: Wut teh fuh??

by Jessie and Chelpoz May 4, 2008

Flippen wickets

the meanning comes from westville highschool students meaning totally crazy.

Tino" That party was flippen wickets last night i cant wait till the next one

by Dewey finn =]]] April 17, 2010

Stiff Wicket

When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.

Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”

Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”

by TinyTerribleDancer June 9, 2018

wicket

extremely, crazily awsomely. ***not to be confused with wicked.

My best friend, Jared, is wicket sexy.

by KellykellyKELLY! December 28, 2005

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003