Whoosh

Looking in the internet comment section you may see "r/whoosh", or "whoosh" and wonder "wHaT dOeS iT mEaN?".
I got chu.

If you see a dumb comment that completely misses the point of the subject (for example someone not getting/taking a joke), then you type "whoosh" which means it went way over their head!

Person1: 911 was done by Teletubbies

Person2: lmao

Person3: NO IT WASN'T!!! Why do people keep saying that *gives a long ass theory on what their opinion is*

Person2: r/whoosh!

by XChristinaXx September 2, 2018

Whooshed

Related to R/Whoosh which means a joke has completely gone over your head ("whoosh") is the sound of something flying over you

You got whooshed = you completely misunderstood the point of the joke

by antimansplainers September 29, 2018

The Whoosh

The act of ripping off ones clothes whilst simultaneously sticking ones penis up ones vagina. A popular sex move in Halifax.

'Yeh the sex was pretty good last night. It started off with The Whoosh'

by KikiMusampa August 10, 2012

whooshing

A sound in one's ears or actually in the brain sometimes made by a disease called Tinnitus. Missed deadlines can make the same sound.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
Douglas Adams, English novelist

Ooopss, I am late with my tax forms, just heard the deadline whooshing.

by Extrem0phile April 12, 2006

Whoosh

To move something or someone in a violent manner.

These tables are too damn close together, let’s whoosh them!

by A-ness January 1, 2018

Whoosh

A spell typically used by a black Mage to shrink ones “special” member

Whoosh your shlong is now a short

by Bigbillshill April 9, 2019

Whoosh

The quick removal of all clothing.

Let's whoosh before we jump into bed.

by coffeecup78 May 10, 2010