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Whooping cough

A disease that is currently plaguing La Salle College High School. Those in charge do not believe that it currently is an issue, but with over 80 students out, the students beg to differ.
Teacher: where is everyone?
Class: they out with whooping cough cause a tool fucked up
by Yeetmymeatdaddy December 17, 2019
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Missouri Whooping

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.
The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

Brad, "So this fella Harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. Well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her"
Edward, "So whatchu do about it?"
Brad, "I gave him a Missouri Whoopin' you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy."
by daboot013 October 12, 2017
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Ball Whopping

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.
Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life
by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021
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Womping

The act of dancing to dub-step music.
Dude I feel horrible today...way too much womping last night at that Ghostland concert!
by Schlutty April 21, 2011
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Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.
I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin
by Erock182 August 5, 2009
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Whomping Willow

A violent orgy or sexual party
John So I walked in and my roommate was having a Whomping Willow on my bed!
Zac Better wash your sheets!
by Crider816 July 17, 2011
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