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Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012
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Whistling Busker

Hiring a prostitute to whistle 'Rivers of Babylon' up a mans anus, whilst jiggling his balls like a coin bag.
"Sex or Blow Job, love?"

"I'll take a 'Whistling Busker' please."
by The Whistling Busker December 15, 2012
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Whistling Through The Wheat Field

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.
The old man's whistling through the wheat field.
by vahnx May 8, 2009
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Whistling up a pig's ass

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..
Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!
by Croatalin April 26, 2014
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WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ

WHEN A LATIN GUY GIVES YOU A HAND JOB WHILE WHISTLING SALSA MUSIC
DURING MY CRUISE TO ENSENADA MY WAITER OFFERED ME ME A WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ
by JAILWILLY August 21, 2011
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Tobey Whittington

A chihuahua who’s dick is North America . He likes to rape sassy . He rapes his own children. He rapes humans. He cums all over America. He has a big dick
by Gustafson tx December 4, 2019
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whirling blade pitcher

A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.
Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.
by homestuckobsessed November 29, 2011
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