Whitening your eggs

To "kid" or "joke around with"

Hey man i'm just whitening your eggs, relax.

by PixelAuug June 30, 2009

cum whitening treatment

Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.

My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.

by cantbetheking November 22, 2013

The Whitening

Ejaculating on a womans teeth, then forcing the tip of your penis back and forth against her teeth.

She looked up at me and smiled...so i gave her The Whitening

by PonyBoy003 December 6, 2017

Crest - With Whitening

When a male ejaculates into a females mouth, and hands her a toothbrush, to use semen as toothpaste.

Often performed several times until teeth are 3 shades whiter.

Often common in the AzN ghettos

"David, did you brush your teeth tonight?"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

White Ninja

The name of anyone who plays the game of Custard Chucking.

"Eww, you sick bastard"
"White Ninja, Bitch!"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

crezt whitening strip

Crezt Whitening Strip is a hybrib of the dirty sanchez

when you are doin your girl from behind and you proceed to blow your load up her ass, take two fingers in a hook fashion pull some of your man juice out and wipe it across her teeth like a crezt whitening strip hence the definition cezt whitening strip.

by djd1 May 17, 2006

Teeth Whitening

When a girl gives you a blow job, when you cum you make it so that you cover her teeth, making them nice and white

i gave that bitty a nice teeth whitening

by jesusmotherfuckingchristt May 20, 2010