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breakup wiplash 

to feel as tho everything is going fine, then to have your heart rip out so fast you cant even cry about it. its as tho your heart and mind cant synch up long enough for you to know how to feel.. until much later
(you)-hey baby, how did your interview go?...

(them)-its over

and BAM!! breakup wiplash

Sperm whiplash

A whiplash given to a female, by ejaculating super hard in her face/mouth.
Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.

Academic Whiplash 

A mind-numbing condition resulting from a severe and/or unexpected increase in academic responsibilities, usually occurring near or around the end of an academic term.
Friend 1: Hey man, are you doing ok?

Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.
Academic Whiplash by spyroman January 3, 2014

Social Whiplash 

A term first made by Paramore lead singer, Hayley Williams. She defines it as: "sudden feeling of alone-ness after having being surrounded by a zillion people for a real lengthy amount of time."
Mum: Why are you so glum?
Daughter/Son: Just experiencing some social whiplash.
Social Whiplash by ParamoreUpdates January 22, 2014

Snidely Whiplash 

Running a train on a woman while she's tied up until acute neck pain begins to set in as your dog watches on the side.
"Rick, why are you rubbing your neck and taking so much Tylenol?"

"Your dad and brothers ran a Snidely Whiplash on me last night. My top and bottom won't be the same for weeks!"
Snidely Whiplash by LordRickus September 10, 2016

whimlash 

The feeling you get when plans change very rapidly
Text: Change of plans, now going to the co-op instead of the coffee shop

3 minutes later...

Text: Wait, now apartment

3 minutes later...

Text: Hold on, coffee shop again

Text: Whoa! Whimlash!
whimlash by Bubbaice July 16, 2018