Whip it and rip it

When you have to piss so bad you whip out your dick and immediately piss

I have to piss so bad I have to whip it and rip it

by The absolute best October 22, 2019

whip it out

v. inf. A common phrase used to describe the occasion of a man suddenly producing his penis, often when completely unexpected and for no reason whatsoever.

Jim: See the game last night?
Dave: Yeah, United were unlucky to lose.
Jim: Think they'll sack the manager now?
Dave: They might have to. What do you think Gary?
*Gary whips it out*

by Terry Deary June 2, 2005

whip it out

when a male takes out his penis at an unexpected moment

Danny whipped it out on danielle and she was shocked at it large size!!

by I love Danielle March 25, 2005

whip it out

Pull out one's penis, cock, virile member without further ado.

So ya say ya want some head. Whip it out, buster!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

whip it out like LBJ

When a male unzips his fly and 'whips out' his penis, thus demonstrating how big he is. This can also refer to any situation where a male takes his dick out.

This expression refers to the legendary press conference where, when asked why the U.S. continued to fight the Vietnam war, President Lyndon Johnson "unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ, and declared, 'this is why!'"

For the metaphorical meaning, see dick waggling contest

Spencer: Dude, what do you do when people say that your dick isn't that big?
John: I just whip it out like LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

whip it out like a hot sausage

A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.

A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.

Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.

William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.

A few weeks later...

Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.

by Regan Pizza December 28, 2016

Whip it out

What you might say when someone tells you to suck their d!ck.

Me: SUCK MY D!CK ALEXIAN
Alexian: WHIP IT OUT
Me: ...

by Uz1 Sn1p3R June 11, 2011