wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

wiffle bag

the bag that would or could hold wiffle dust

see wiffle dust

"this mattress encostment is actually just a wiffle bag for all the good it does".

by BedBugBeware March 15, 2011

Wiffle Ball

A code word for smoking marijuana.

Tyler: Hey lets go play some wiffle ball, Drew!
Drew: Sure! Do you have any wiffle balls?
Tyler: Of course!

by Wiffle Ball Creator June 5, 2013

Wiffle Karen

That one old lady who lives across the street. She hates when you clobber her house with wiffle balls and when you knock them over her fence. She screams WTF ARE YOU!!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!! Then you relocate and and cry for the rest of your life!

Did you hear about the Wiffle Karen in the hood? Rumor has it that she chewed out a bunch of kids for breaking her window with a plastic ball!!

by Daquarius 917 February 21, 2022

David Wells Wiffle Ball

A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.

We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!

by spuggeddie January 13, 2011

wiffle snatch

Wiffle snatch: A small amount of marijuana.

Man I only have a wiffle snatch left.

by Loser_DIK January 20, 2008

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005