wall walloping

the act of "walloping" a persons facebook wall, or perhaps their myspace wall. typically involves a large group of people, who simultaneously comment on one wall post, event, or activity of one of their friends. the group continues to do so until the notifications for the person being walloped reach about 100. followed by a victorious fist pump by all involved, excluding the individual who was walloped

Some guys wall walloped my facebook, and now my computer is frozen.

"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"

by littlejohn12345 April 6, 2010

hot wallop

it is a sock that is stuffed with shit

you take a shit in a sock and then slap someone across the face with the hot wallop

by kyle d fleming March 4, 2008

COD wallop

v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.

Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.

by ka22a November 14, 2009

Whalloper

The word Whalloper Is a Glaswegian slang term for someone who could be annoying, arrogant, strange, weird or maybe someone that you just dont like. The Word whalloper can also be a describing word for a large floppy penis.

That guy over there is a total whalloper!
or
(in a glasweigan accent) she said "that guy i pumped (had sex with) last night had some size of whalloper on him"

by Eat_Ma_Meat June 19, 2006

Wallop the donkey

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.

Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.

by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010

whallowanger

A whallowanger is an extremely creepy and sometimes perverted person.

Literally, 'whallowanger' translates to 'creeper'.

"wow he is really creepy..." she said, "he's such a whallowanger!"

by i don't beat around the bush May 25, 2009

Hagger wallop

The buzz you get from doing hagger.

Jake: how's that hagger treating you?
Steve: the hagger wallop is kicking in now.

by Jains April 6, 2009