urban whitefish

Used condom (orig. the New York City Sanitation Department)

I found some urban whitefish on the boardwalk at Coney Island.

by The Deep September 1, 2004

Allegheny whitefish

A used condom floating in a river

Look at the Allegheny whitefish! or I was fishing south of Pittsburgh and snagged an Allegheny whitefish on my hook. Needless to say, the fish were turned off.

by Rex Mundi 3 October 9, 2008

Wholefish

An exotic delicacy discovered by distressed third shift workers in an effort to vacate the break room, the Wholefish is the concept or byproduct of an African American microwaving a fish in it’s entirety.

“Aw man, why did he have to go and do us a wholefish? Now the whole building smells like trench ass.” “Red fish, Blue fish, Wholefish, Microwave.” “Lost my appetite for a Wholefish, now I’m gonna eat pizza off some tits.”

by kaizen056 October 7, 2018

Coney Island Whitefish

A used condom that floats in water such as near a pier, or floating by you in the ocean.

"That nasty Coney Island Whitefish almost touched me".

by bklynml May 24, 2008

new jersey whitefish

Used condom discarded in the wild. Often found on the jersey shore. But can be found in parking lots and movie theaters.

Dude I went to the beach, and the only wildlife were seagulls and new jersey whitefish.

by frothywalrus January 8, 2009

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

by the prophet March 24, 2003

Long Island Whitefish

A used condom found floating up on the beach.

We enjoyed a nice barefoot stroll on the beach until I felt the sickening squish of a Long Island Whitefish under my toes.

by James Lichtenfels February 13, 2009