Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

Wet Dream Team

The top 5 girls in the world that you want to have sex with.

My wet dream team consists of Olivia Munn, Natalie Portman, Paula Patton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kate Upton.

by TheMJofpuns November 12, 2013

Wet Dream Surrogate

A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.

Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.

by King and Queen Gaper September 22, 2017

Wet Dream

Refered to males, usualy in their early teens. A wet dream is when a boy is sleeping and then suddenly wakes up to find that his erected dick is pumping out hot sticky man juice all over his boxers, or if he sleeps naked, all over his pubes, stomach and chest. Although sometimes pleasant, wet dreams are mostly annoying for boys as they are too shocked and confused to really enjoy the ejaculation, and it is a bitch to clean up in the morning.

Masturbation usually helps prevent wet dreams and Fap Shortscan be worn if wet dreams persist.

On school camp, when I was sleeping in a dorm with my friends, I had a dream that my penis was very itchy and tense. I awoke early that morning to find my penis was throbbing stiff and was pumping semen out with each convulsion. The wet dream seemed to last forever and my boxers were filled with hot, sticky juice, dripping into my pubes and oozing down my inner thighs. My come was everywhere. At that moment our teacher came in to wake us up for our morning hike.

Since it was only a 1 night stay I had decided to only bring 1 set of underwear, the one I splurged my load in. Having no time to even clean myself up, I spent the 1 hour hike feeling my man juice slowly ooze out of my squichy boxers and down my legs. I smelt like jizz the whole day.

by Callum69 May 16, 2009

wet dream

A wet dream is when semen is forced out of the penis during sleep when dreaming about sex if you wake and your pajamas are wet or sticky it's because you ejaculated during sleep time. BTW it last for quite a few years.

ah man I had another wet dream. DAMNIT!

by DDiesel_8v92 April 6, 2015

american wet dream

Similar to plain ol' American Dream, except when you're done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embarassed

"I'm living the american wet dream"

(Sploosh)

"Oh man, these sheets are ruined"

by Ollie Oj October 16, 2008

wet dream

One of the most unpleasant things in the world. You cum in your sleep unexpectedly, and when you wake up, the sweet juice has already dried onto your panties and made your underwear really dirty.

*finds a wet dream on underwear* Really?!

by A Really Bucking Fastard July 25, 2013