Wet Napkin of a Human Being 

When a person in so unable to even ‘show up’ for themselves, are a drag, over all gray cloud pouring in on itself, not a violent storm, but sad sap nonetheless.

OMG! No that person wouldn’t have EVER considered THAT because they’re such a Wet Napkin of a Human Being.

Wet Napkin of a Human Being by The Last True Mouthpiece December 1, 2022

wetnap 

Simply put its the female version of the teabag.

For those really needing a definition, it is touching another (willing or unwilling) person with your vagina.

Peter got wetnapped twice while he was passed out at a party.

wetnap by dfbshaw January 6, 2009

Wetnap 

When you have a wetdream while taking a nap

After a long day I ended up taking a wetnap before dinner

Wetnap by RyGuy123 January 25, 2010

Mongolian Wetnap 

When a girl spits in a guy's eye and then sits on his face.

"We were so drunk last night that I let her mongolian wetnap me"

Mongolian Wetnap by Abby Foxhaven December 28, 2009

italian wetnap 

using the grease from your pizza napkin as lube to have anal sex

she wanted it up the ass, I was out of KY so I did the the old Italian wetnap maneuver.

italian wetnap by Cedric Harvey April 21, 2017

wetnapkin 

When a woman squirts on a napkin and has there partner ring out and drink the squirt from the napkin

I drank a dank ass wetnapkin last night

wetnapkin by wfwefwegwgweg123 March 12, 2021

cajun wetnap 

a spicy douche.. includes olive oil, cayanne and jalapenos for a particularly spicy douching experience

My girlfriend is an illegal immigrant who lives in Louisana and uses a cajun wetnap.

That bitch drank all my 4Loko, what a cajun wetnap.

cajun wetnap by phishphac3 November 23, 2010