by angrysharky November 02, 2017
When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
by GlazeHer March 31, 2014
When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
by GlazeHer April 11, 2014
by Dumpy January 26, 2005
1 - A blanket made of ur homies gay ass tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears
1 - That dude's got a wet nigga blanket what a fag
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets
by CIRCLESAREMYLIFE January 13, 2019
the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch
by The Chums Reborn September 12, 2008
by James Shakleford May 10, 2020