Basket Weaving 

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.

Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.

Basket Weaving by gammaradiation March 9, 2017

weaving

While driving: constantly changing lanes and passing in between cars, most often at a high speed and in a dangerous manner (e.g. no blinkers). Someone who is weaving basically wants to overtake EVERYONE on the road, both on their lane and others. Almost exclusively met when multiple lanes are going in the same direction, especially on highways.

Etymology: the word comes from the motion of changing lanes from left to right and left again (like in a sine wave flipped on its side), which is similar to the motion when weaving clothes (you pass your thread and needle under another thread, then go up and pass over the next thread, go under the next one, and so on and so forth).

- Whoa whoa whoa man! Cut that out! Why are you weaving?
- I'm dancing in between traffic bro, I'm like a ballerina!

weaving by Photon_Man62 July 29, 2014

dream weaving 

1)Intertwining words, images, concepts etc through associative reasoning and intuition to engender a more magical experience of reality. 2)Yoking surface content to the wellspring of the unconscious. 3)Engendering and inspiring 'Dreaming'.

The dream weaving of the surrealists completely altered the worlds expectations of modern artists.

dream weaving by Simon Wolfe September 8, 2016

pimp weaving 

The art of weaving in and out of the suspicious characters on the streets of Center City, Philadelphia.

Yo man, down for some pimp weaving tonight?

pimp weaving by Baby Zhou November 20, 2013

Dick weaving 

The act of 3 or more men using their dicks to create a basket like weave with there dicks .

Saw 7 men dick weaving at the pride parade god that was gay

Dick weaving by 27 scaffolder November 28, 2018

Weavin' 

the act of being lazy, sleeping all day, or chronic masturbating.

Johns weavin' because he doesn't want to wake up for class.

When everyone fell asleep, I was weavin' with lotion for about 4 hours.

Weavin' by Italian Stallion 69 December 3, 2010

bobbing and weaving 

(Gerundial noun phrase). Literally, a series of movements executed in the sport of boxing in which one participant dodges and parries his opponent's punches by moving quickly back and forth, and up and down, so as not to present a stable target. Used figuratively to describe behavior that is less than straightforward, esp. in dealings with others.

Niggaz be bobbing and weaving and shit, I ain't feelin' that, y'all need to come correct.

bobbing and weaving by D'ebree October 15, 2010