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I wish I were Heather 

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"
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Were no strangers to love.. 

You know the rules..
Were no strangers to love.. You know the rules. And so do I!

werebird 

A carnivorous human-like being that preys on small mammals such as cats. It will transform into a giant, beautiful, and terrifying bird on the new moon. It hates werewolves, and disguises itself as a strange teenage girl who sometimes bites people.
Jason: Crystal's been acting really weird lately and she bit me! I think she was bitten by a werebird!
werebird by WerebirdsAnonymous December 6, 2011

silly wearer 

a person that wears clothes against the "norm".

a person wearing clothing seen as "silly" by the majority of people.
there is a lot of silly wearers in shoreditch.

"this is a silly wearer's party"

look at that silly wearer.
silly wearer by twig11 November 7, 2009
a werewolf fucked a vampire, and out popped a werepyre
werepyre by werepyre April 29, 2009

Were Dukin now Boys!

The phrase used in reference to starting something fun, adventurous, or awesome with your friends! It is usually yelled and an emphasis is put on the "D" of "Dukin" and the "bo" of "boys!" The phrase is used when you're with your boys chillin! The phrase is usually used by the owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig.
*Slams open the door*
*Walks to the car and opens the door*

Guy 1: WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!

Guy 2: Were Dukin now Boys!

Guy 3: Yo we ready for that road trip?

Guy 1: Yo I got everything here! WERE DDDUKKIIN NOW BBBBOOOOYYYS!!
Were Dukin now Boys! by DukinnowBoys December 24, 2013