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welshman 

Commonly: A man from Wales

To the enlightened: The only true inheritor of the Roman Empire who’s ancestors helped civilise the whole of Europe after the great decline, with the help of the English, Irish and Scottish.
It can also be used to describe a narrow minded bigot who feels threatened by the English and all too easily forgets that England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland, in large part, worked together in forming the most successful colonies in the World.
A.That Welshman really is quiet and unassumingly talented and proud of his cultural heritage
B.Most welsh are

A That Welshman really is a loud mouth bigot who thinks all other welsh people are as stupid
B. Yes, but most welsh aren’t. He probably isn’t welsh
welshman by AlexBarrett May 28, 2006

fat welshman 

fat man from whales who eats out houses and several pizzas in a day due to the fact he has no cable..must have fat family one of which must masturbate to computers
ryan is such a fat welshman he ate out 3 houses in one day
fat welshman by king de whales July 11, 2006

welshman wipe 

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face
I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face
welshman wipe by Indiii April 4, 2016

welshman 

A man from wales who frequently copulates with sheep and other helpless farm animals because they are far more attractive to him (or anyone else for that matter) than his inbred wife Cerys.
"Oh my god, is that what I think it is? F**king hell, it's a guy shagging a sheep! Call the RSPCA!" said Jane

"No, it's alright, he has an excuse - he's a welshman" said Dave
welshman by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

welshans 

A small worthless prick, or a woman who had a sex change and became a poor example of a male. Could also be used to describe a non functioning penis, especially a small one. Many times in history, a Welshans has been used to replace a worn out clitoris on a dog.
1. Ken is such a Welshans, he looks like a dog clitoris.
2. Ken used to be Kendra. What a little prick.
3. Find me a Welshans, my doberman needs a new clitoris.
welshans by Dave Branham August 20, 2007

one eyed wiggling welshman 

Another slang word for a man's penis.
The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.