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*Whelp

1) A young animal, such as a baby wolf or dog.
2) Someone that is naive, ignorant, immature. (British slang)
E.g.

The whelps (welps)are such troublemakers in the neighbourhood these days, tossing their bikes on lawns, pulling out my flowers.
welp by Janine13 October 10, 2005
(noun)

A 'Welp' is someone particularly helpless and generally pathetic, not to a level that may be a major cause of concern, but enough for it to be pretty irritating for those around them. Welps need to get a grip. Don't be a welp.
Guy 1: Uuurrgh my life is so haaard, my pants are still wet from my shower this morning and are chaffing like mad!
David: Don't be a fucking Welp, Guy 1.
Welp by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020
it means youre a gay fag that doesn't know what to say at the end of a convo
welp, theres nothing to say
welp by messi11012 May 15, 2017
An American southern vernacular interjection, one word greeting, or closing statement, posed as a question, using the word well, with a drawl akin to the words yep or yup. (pre1940)
a) Welp?

b) Welp... Ahm a'headin home now.
Welp by dsrtknls June 15, 2011
The slang word for well. Often used as the replacement of so
Welp by iddqd_fomin June 27, 2020
the wilting or bending of a joint after being smoked in a hand bong by a person with clammy hands.
ah man, your hands are so clammy the joint is welping

you can't help the welp
welp by djsanty December 20, 2010