weiners

An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell

"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"

by Big Travis October 2, 2006

weinerism

when u like the weiner,study,worship,practice,sing dance,love,devour,take in with open mouth,and take care of the weiner.(big lover of oral sex)

1 gurl and 2 guys are at a table.one says,
i dont know about u all cuz i practice weinerism and i am damn proud of it!!the other guy says,yea u know what i like the weiner also,so i shall convert.

by weinerism queen December 31, 2004

weinerish

Something that is scared of anything. Acting like a pansy.

The homosapien was being weinerish.

by tiney hoppers January 1, 2010

Weinerstein

Having a penis, with no testicles, but instead for some strange reason, there’s a vagina. Made popular by #metoo founder, disgraced Hollywood mega producer/serial rapist, Harvey Weinstein. (And he smells like shit.)

When he pulled down his pants he had, wait for it....a disgusting Weinerstein!

by Mr. Guy Poulin February 7, 2020

Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.

*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.

by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011

Steaming some weiners

2 or more males sitting in a hot tub with no women present.

Did you see those two dudes in the hot tub? Yea they were steaming some weiners

by Shfiftyfive August 17, 2012

weiners

a name you call a person who is socially awkward and keeps to himself

person 1: why didnt jim come out lastnight?
person 2: weiners was to busy doing "homework"

by cockpoop June 16, 2009