gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

by Fatlad August 17, 2007

twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.

Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!

by Holy Schmidt August 17, 2007

Grib Weights

young, large and perky female breasts

Sally's looking might fine today....she has an excellent set of grib weights.

by aabke August 11, 2009

dusty weights

The weights that only beasts use to pump iron.

Yo dog, I went big….lifting the dusty weights. Gainz for days

by Luke olive oil bertollini May 10, 2021

punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

Dead Weight

Nero, one of the main protagonists of the Devil May Cry franchise.

"Nero go! You're just dead weight!" -Dante

by Devan Fargille March 27, 2019

Worth the Weight

A joke about the heavy founder of Valve, Gabe Newell, a game developer that creates great games but is terribly slow. (See Valve Time) It stems from Gabe himself saying that a certain game will be "Worth the wait" when it comes out.
It created a Youtube craze, just look it up on there.

Person 1: Half-Life 3 is taking an awfully long time to be released, and Gabe has no news...
Person 2: Hopefully it will be worth the weight!

by LivingBrain July 4, 2012