Irish Weekday

11am - 2pm

Has anyone seen Bill? It's 2pm, did he take an Irish weekday?

by Boneasaurus March 2, 2014

Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Weekdayer

Weekdayer friendzoned icecold

I have graduated from being friend zoned to being a weekdayer. Which means I am now only worthy of hanging out with this chick as a friend during the week and the weekend is reserved for actual people who get laid.

by Instasharfmcgee March 13, 2019

Weekday Vegetarian

An approach to adopting a more plant-based (flexitarian, semitarian, demitarian, reducetarian) diet. Involves restriction of meat/seafood consumption to the weekends and only eating vegetarian-permissible foods the 5 weekdays of every week. Additionally, weekday vegetarians sometimes endorse/promote using seafood consumption to cut down meat-consumption (especially red meat consumption) on the days meat is eaten.

Is often (but not always) used as a tool to slowly transition to a fully vegan, vegetarian or pescetarian diet pattern.

“My son kept failing or quitting the vegetarian diet because he felt too restricted and overwhelmed. He now does the Weekday Vegetarian diet to limit his intake of animal products and is maintaining it a lot more easily.

by IbreathAir November 3, 2022

Weekday Drinking

The road to depression. Most commonly found in the UK.

Ah fucking hell I'm hammered already and it's not even 10am yet! Well I guess that's weekday drinking for you then. Oh well back down to the boozer I need another Carling.

by fearlessmonkey8 August 8, 2022