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Deshaun Watson

Deshaun Watson: There is no massage, now take off your clothes.
"There is no massage, now take off your clothes." - Deshaun Watson
by Skinnynate April 12, 2021
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carter watson

the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher
did you see carter watson yesterday?

yes she’s such a #girlboss
by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021
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Dr John Watson

Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes: No.

Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013
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Jared Watson

Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"

Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"
by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011
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Hot Watson

A special kind of Swedish massage in which a well-oiled finger is inserted gently into the anus. For full effect, the masseuse must be made extremely uncomfortable and you must provide text message proof of the exchange.
I went to get a Hot Watson and now I’m being sued by 23 people. This must be what it feels like to be a celebrity!
by BadJustice March 29, 2021
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Emma Watson but fat

This describes an entity living or non-living that is as elegant and perfect as Emma Watson but has some small not-so-perfect characteristic(s) that might turn off some people. In other words, it can also be similar to "almost perfect".
Dude, I got the latest 16-inch MacBook Pro from my company but it's heavy and too big. It's like Emma Watson but fat.
by Violee21 January 25, 2022
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Lewis Watson

Lewis Watson is a 19 year old awesome singer on youtube, also known as levvis and the boy who likes to poo a lot on twitter.
wow, Lewis Watson is amazing at singing!
by mystical creatures January 2, 2012
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