Waterboarding

The act of the educating system turning a fun activity, piece of literature or music, or another thing, into something boring by forcing it upon kids, resulting in them hating it, based upon the idiom "You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, but if you waterboard the horse, it definitely won't drink"

"Schools do a lot of waterboarding with 1984, I really enjoyed it when I just reread it, but I hated it in highschool"

by yeetusmcwheatus February 27, 2021

Waterboarding

Waterboard (Verb)

To urinate into the open mouth of a struggling EMO girl as her head dangles over the edge of an table/bed/sofa.

Advanced option: Elevate victims feet then Skull fuck until climax, Continue to Gullet rape her with your semi erect, over sensitive penis until you piss/come again.

Dude, John's waterboarding that skanky Emo in your room

by Rogue pig June 22, 2011

Waterboarding

When you get a girl to lay down on her back before putting a tissue on her face and blowing your load on her face with the boys

Me and the boys went waterboarding with an escort, shit was so cash

by Peniscramps June 11, 2019

Waterboarding

When you sit on top of your girl while she gives you a Blowjob and then Cum in her face.

Waterboarding my girl is like interrogating her At Guantanamo Bay.

by OCDefinitions! December 22, 2019

waterboarding

A type of torture method where water is poured onto a cloth or a piece of fabric covering the face of a person. Since the wet fabric makes it near impossible to breathe, the person being “waterboarded” will feel as if they are drowning, despite them not being in any sort of body of water. Usually, water is poured intermittently to prevent death. However, there have been cases of deaths by asphyxia due to waterboarding.

To put it simply, waterboarding is not as fun as it sounds.

by nlolhere January 4, 2021

Waterboarding

The action of resting ones pussy on another person's mouth and riding it like a surf board (hence board). Doing this could cause turbulence and a whole lot of liquid (hence water). You're welcome!

"Get off work already, and get on waterboarding me"

"Dude this chick just waterboarded the f*** outta me and I swallowed her whole"

"I wanna waterboard the f*** outta you"

by The Cucumber Lesbian October 3, 2022

Waterboarding

The action of resting ones pussy on another person's mouth and riding it like a surf board (hence board). Doing this will cause turbulence and liquid (hence water) all depending on you and how you rock it. You're welcome!

"As soon as you get off work, I want you to get on waterboarding me"

"Dude this chick just waterboarded the f*** outta me and I swallowed her whole"

"I'm gonna waterboard you so hard when we get home"

by The Cucumber Lesbian October 3, 2022